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I read the title at first as "How to tell if you are superstar"

Me too. It would be a completely believable title for an article upvoted on Hacker News.

Same. I was then expecting the first comment to be "If you have to ask ..."

As did I, then I saw the sub-headline of "For one thing, you won’t like IPAs." and I got sad for myself.