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"I love pink. I also love to play with pink balls and toys. High places and narrow places are disgusting because they are scary."

Surprisingly not an excerpt from my OkCupid profile, but it might be my opener now.

"見つめられるために生まれた、つぶらな瞳。プリっとしたフォルム、生き生きとした動き。思わず触れずにはいられない未体験の愛おしさ"

translates (approximately) to:

"Cute (eye) pupils, born to be gazed at. Moving around in a vivid manner, in a pure form. You can't grasp or can't imagine such an adorable experience."

プリっと doesn't mean pure but something like... Round, soft-looking, but firm.

The final sentence means: "Before you even notice, you'll find yourself playing with the pup filled with adorableness you've never experienced before."

Edit: came up with a more accurate one: "Unprecedented adorableness, that makes you want to touch it without a second thought."

Well done, I did misunderstand the last sentence.

Here's an English version http://aibo.sony.jp/en/

> Sensors: meat ball x 4