Ask HN: Where to get graduate school advice?

Hi, I'm looking to pursue a masters degree in the near future. Nobody in my circle has a masters degree so I'm sort of venturing into new territory here. I'm looking for someone to look over my resume, see where I could reasonably get in, advice on how to pay for it, tell me what my job prospects will actually be, etc. My undergrad wasn't pristine so I'm basically looking for standalone academic advising - is there a service like this? I've looked online for a business like this but my google-fu is failing me.