Ballmer - "Nobody is sleeping at the switch"

I hate these non-stories. It's essentially a page of "yep, we're doing stuff", as if any company isn't.

It is a story when Microsoft ships something. It is a story if they ship something that makes a significant amount of money. Until then, it is a dream in Ballmer's head, and misleading, and hopefully no investor is swayed by such rhetoric.

He must mean 'nobody other than me...'.