You could pretty easily write a parody of this article focused on taking square roots of negative numbers. For generations it looked obvious that no matter which number we tried to square, it would never result in a negative number. You can see the same sort of electric fence that can’t just be a coincidence: we can find the square root of zero, but even the slightest bit less than zero and suddenly there is no square root!
Obviously this sounds silly, because we know that mathemticians invented a new tool: imaginary numbers (a name apparently given mockingly by critical mathematicians), which can be used not only to find square roots of negative numbers, but also to solve problems that don’t obviously involve square roots of negative numbers.