I wish there was a Gucci Mane bot.

I wish there was a checkers in tneck.

hey. There isn't a storm comming. I wish there was...

I wish there was a photographer with me in the bathroom rite now caz I look hella sexy!!! #conceitedtweet

OK, no great business ideas there (unless you work for Checkers Drive-In Restaurants and can figure out where tneck is) but a great insight into the hopes and dreams of people in the 21st century.

edit: Oh, apparently Teaneck, New Jersey.

edit2: "I wish there was a way to bake cookies from my bed!" Now there's a customer need for ya!