In the capitalist interpretation, "seize the means of production" translates to "start your own business and out-compete your competitors". Or put another way: just own the damn robots.
"Private (real) property is ultimately rooted in the theft of the commons"
If only somehow I could capitalize on everyone who believed this nonsense. I would sell them shirts, but for them to receive them would be ownership of private property and therefore a "theft of the commons".
Can I ask what piece of technology you stole from "the commons" to write that comment? What was the brand?