I've stared at your post, for at least five minutes. I've read it at least a dozen times.
I can't figure out if you're being facetious or serious.
I can't figure out if you're being facetious or serious.
I'm not sure if they are serious or if they really do so. If they do, that's quite some dedication to security.
I certainly don't do that for the keys I use to access my home computer though.
Security is economics: what's it worth to attack you?
I can't be specific, but I'm pretty sure the data I worked with had very little comparative value.
The largest vulnerability here would be the printer having some kind of memory, since BadUSB is a myth.