Agreed. I found myself ticking just two boxes: Remote Work and Continuous Integration.
I'd almost exclude a company for mentioning some of these values.
"Ideal for Parents"? I'm a parent and I have no idea what that's supposed to mean. Generous vacation time and flexible hours are generally appreciated by everyone. Seems weird to sort of single out people with children as if we're "special needs" or something.
"Supports physical wellness" can end up really pushy. I've seen this in companies that self-insure especially. Maybe I just want to eat a cheeseburger for lunch and not take the company sponsored cholesterol test, ya know? No, I don't care that you're "hoping for 100% participation".
Eats lunch together, friends outside of work, has good beer... Eh... Mixing friends/coworkers hasn't turned out well for me in the past. I prefer work to stay work. I've got nothing against having a beer while talking about work, but I really like to keep my personal life out of the office.
Psychological safety, active inclusion, safe to fail... I'm scared to comment on why I would avoid these "features", which I suppose says enough about it anyway.
Don't get me wrong -- It's an awesome website and a fantastic idea. It's just not at all for me. I guess I'm much more of a "mercenary" than a "missionary". :)