Ruby is multi-paradigm; in particular it's easily the most "functional"-feeling of the major scripting languages.
> and moreover OOP of the old way (a method must be tied to only one object. This is what prevents me from going to Smalltalk, btw.)
I'm unsure what you mean by this. Ruby has one of the most flexible OOP systems in existence, a good deal more flexible than Python's, and lets you create more or less any conceivable relationship between methods and objects. (Which is why Ruby is slow).
> Additionally, the MRI is perhaps the slowest implementation of a dynamic language out there (besides "R"). I know there are alternative implementations; is there any implementation that is significantly faster (at least as fast as Google V8 for ECMAScript) and that supports the full Ruby language without compatibility issues?
Ruby's not fast, but it's improved quite a bit from the 1.8 days. It's comparable to Python.
As for high-performance alternative implementations, there's TruffleRuby,[1] but it still has compatibility issues and isn't ready for production use. There's also Crystal,[2] which is a very similar (but incompatible) compiled language with performance on par with Go/Java/Swift. It's also still in beta but they plan to have a 1.0 release by the end of the year.