PHP non-bug causes loss of millions (in farmville coins)

That's what happens when trolls feel like reddit, HackerNews and Quora are not fun enough.

Once they are fed up with bug trackers, they will probably move on and start contributing troll code to open source projects.

That would be their end as a troll, b/c vandalizing open source projects is way beyond troll-ness, it's evil.

If that is real it's fairly impressive that someone could be so clueless and still work out how to report a PHP bug.

That looks like every single bug report I've ever got.

Occasionally, I wouldn't even get the error message; the report would be something like "Hey Mike, listen, I ran the regression tests against your new patch and they fail. Please fix it, I told the project head the stable API would be ready ASAP. Thank you."

Or rather, the project head expects the stable ABI to be ready ASAP.

He even knows what a stack trace is, according to the "Actual result" part. That is impressive. I sense someone new to the internet.

The error that shows up on the page actually has stack trace written on top of it.

I'm crying. I can't go to work now, I need to sit down for a bit.