Thank you, and I wish the article had said that.
(You direct your sarcasm at an easy target; it is also too easy to turn a blind eye to all the glaring omissions and gross misrepresentations - i.e., effectively, lies - purposefully made in popular texts for the sake of making the material more "accessible" for the general reader.)
The electron is inside the proton only a tiny amount of time [1] but it's enough to measure it.
[1] A better explanation should use probabilities and wave functions, but the main idea is that.
Or do you mean that the point where it can no longer be undone in principle can be considered as a cutoff for "collapse"?
Singularities makes the mathematics simpler (an approximation to the reality being worked with). Keep in mind that QM and all of its associated trappings are approximations (useful but still approximations). This is no different to the use of mathematics in any other field.
The "normal sense" for _any_ measured value, in order to be considered a reliable measurement, whether it be length, weight, or number of electrons contained within, must necessarily be established as an average of independent samples sufficient to narrow the measurement error to within the desired precision boundaries. You might as well say that you don't have a height in the normal sense because some days you stand slightly more erect than others, except that would be a misunderstanding of "normal sense" and also "height". If you can only reliably measure protons along a single particular dimensional axis, and then only on average through sampling, then you have no way of saying that it isn't actually, factually, literally a sphere, and using spherical measurement terms is reasonable. If you want, feel free to mentally prepend the word "approximately" any time you read any measurement of anything. It will always be slightly more accurate, even when just counting things.