Uncle Sam Kicks Out Legal Immigrants for Down Profits in Recession

God those damn immigrants taking our jobs... oh wait, the government did that in this case.

Ok those damn immigrant spies... oh wait those were legal too, and a drain on their country's resources.

Ok those damn illegal immigrants and their taking of american jobs that were created by immigrants who we now depor... damn, this aint working out.

I'm going to stop listening to fox.