Corporate Gibberish Generator (2004)

Is there a version of this for generating initial coin offerings?

>Think world-class. Think turn-key. Think B2B2C. But don't think all three at the same time.

In generic, I see multiple versions of x,y,z, but not at the same time. Those last words really work marketing magic.

Looks pretty similar to this [0], which I rewrote in Python [1] for fun.

[0] http://cbsg.sf.net/

[1] https://github.com/franciscouzo/corporate_bullshit

>We think that most reality-based portals use far too much XForms, and not enough Python.

I agree.

I'm reminded of Hemmingway,

"Poor Faulkner. Does he really think big emotions come from big words?"

This [0] will help you in deciphering.

[0] https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/3491.The_Dictionary_of_C...

I'm pretty sure there is a similar version for modern trash talk (agile methodologies, scrum, growth mindsets e.t.c) but I can't seem to find it.

Does anyone remember?

C-f decisioning

Nothing. Too bad, I love that one.

I don't think I've heard "bricks-and-clicks" since the 90s though. Good one.

> The innovative bandwidth factor is innovative.

And Longcat is long!

oh my god... this is really hilarious.