Software nerds don't like complicated licenses just because they're not lawyers, but legal complexity is inherent in human affairs and cannot be simplified too much. The shortest license isn't necessarily the most desirable one. Writing a new license just because the Apache license is tl;dr is just not a good idea. Saying that you'll just ignore the law because you disagree with it will actually probably work out for a while until you're big enough for the law to no longer ignore you in return.
We've had amateur licenses written many times before. GPLv1 and the first Perl license are examples. They both had to be rewritten once someone who actually knows law looked them over.
In other words, kids, don't try this at home. There are professionals who can do this for you.