The fix is easy: add the letters 'UTC' after the time.
Also have at least three instances running, for redundancy and zero-downtime updating.
Right now, UTC is 10:39, not 03:39.
But hey, at least this page kinda works without JavaScript.
-https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Epoch_(reference_date)#Notable_epoch_dates_in_computing
-https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chronology_of_the_universe#Planck_epoch