Teen sends dick pic to 22-year-old woman, now he’s a child pornographer

Much cooler: Germany's highest criminal court ruled that you can be an accessory to attempted murder... of yourself ("Verfolgerfall").

That was a case of two robbers who were fleeing the scene. One of them looked back and saw himself pursued. He shot at his pursuer who actually was his accomplice. Both were convicted of attempted murder.

IMHO this is a clear indication that something is desperately wrong with the law.