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well, i'm a successful professional that's been working nearly every day for over 20 years, so... if i lost my phone i would simply buy another one.

is this a trick question or something? i'm not going to jump into a swimming pool on purpose, but losing my phone isn't something that concerns me.

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> I'm not going to jump into a swimming pool on purpose

New models are waterproof, dive in ;)

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