I grabbed this article and replaced:
- "carpenter" with "data scientist"
- "brown" with "machine learning"
- "walnut" with "AI" and
- "rock" with "Kubernetes"
It was perfectly up to date regarding my neck of the woods :)
(edit: formatting)
- "carpenter" with "data scientist"
- "brown" with "machine learning"
- "walnut" with "AI" and
- "rock" with "Kubernetes"
It was perfectly up to date regarding my neck of the woods :)
(edit: formatting)
lynx --dump http://www.jasonbock.net/jb/News/Item/7c334037d1a9437d9fa6506e2f35eaac 2>/dev/null | nl | head -102 | tail -98 | sed -e 's/[Cc]arpenter/data scientist/g;s/[Bb]rown/ML/g;s/[Ww]alnut/AI/g;s/[Rr]ock/Kubernetes/g'
The last part, esp.
NEXT DAY:
Ring...
Interviewer: Hello?
data scientist: Hello. Remember me, I'm the data scientist you interviewed for the black AI job. Just wanted to touch base to see if you've made a decision.
Interviewer: Actually, we have. We liked your experience overall, but we decided to go with someone who has done a lot of work with ML.
data scientist: Really, is that it? So I lost the job because I didn't have enough ML?
Interviewer: Well, it was partly that, but partly we got the other fellow a lot cheaper.
data scientist: Really -- how much experience does he have?
Interviewer: Well, he's not really a data scientist, he's a car salesman -- but he's sold a lot of ML cars and he's worked with AI interiors.
data scientist: [click](open console on article and paste this hacky code for an automated version)
[ ["carpenter", "Data Scientist"],
["brown", "Machine Learning"],
["walnut", "AI"],
["rock", "Kubernetes"] ].map(function(r)
{
var rg = new RegExp(r[0], 'ig');
document.body.innerHTML = document.body.innerHTML.replace(rg, r[1]);
});