A box full of scorpion sized geese would be kinda cute, however a goose sized scorpion would pretty much be the worst of all scenarios.
Naw, a goose sized-scorpion would probably collapse under its own weight. Exoskeletons just don't work for large animals. Respiration would also fail, as would the open circulatory system they have. The square-cube law is quite unforgiving of arbitrarily scaling animals.
I'm thankful that physics prevents many nightmare scenarios like goose-sized scorpions
Yeah, well Geese don't look like crabs designed by satan.