(1) The study title doesn't work at the top of the form? Change it! Surely there is some other arrangement of English words that would satisfy both the author and IRB.
(2) They leave the risk section blank because minimal risk, and then complain about the requirement for pens because the patients might stab themselves if given pens. Looks to me like they didn't spend much effort thinking about risks to the patient. If they had just mentioned the pen stabby thing as a risk factor, and given "don't use pens" as a risk minimization plan, they wouldn't have had a problem.
(3) They poopoo the training because Hitler, and then get upset when they unknowingly violate a personnel rule that is most definitely covered in any decent IRB/GCP training.
I could go on, but every new thing I enumerate makes me angrier. Life is too short. Look. IRB applications suck, but human experimentation is serious business.
The rules aren't there to make the study easy, the are there to (a) look out for the patient (respect), (b) evaluate risk and benefits of the study (beneficence), and (c) ensure that the benefits are distributed to the group bearing the risk (justice).