Study says four cups of coffee per day can lower risk of death
nydailynews.com
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Maybe healthier people can handle high coffee consumption better for example, and maybe they are more likely to be in sociable and professional settings, both of which are associated with better health.
If you plot my number of deaths and extrapolate you can clearly see that I'll never die. [2]
Something something turkey mumble mumble... ;-)
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