then you have oversimplified view of the world and I don't. let's agree to disagree.
Books have been written about the "Stalin Personality Cult", his enormous personal power and his perfect control over all matters of state. And you dismiss this with a few cute remarks.
For your remarkable claims, you will have to provide MUCH more evidence. Try this: google Stalin and start reading.
also let me caution you that probably unlike you I have actual experience living in Soviet Union (not under Stalin, fortunately) and getting to know the "evidence" first hand.