All I want is for my stupid phone to stop annoying me with new features I don't want. Google just now suggested with a notification that I should ask its voice thing a question and try it out.

Every time I think I've blocked every $_#&#- thing that annoys me, more show up. As of a week ago I now get these Throw notifications that cannot be dismissed or blocked.

I also despise apps that insist on being updated and disallow being uninstalled.

These itches are so bad now that I'm pretty disenchanted with Android altogether.

I want a no nonsense phone that literally does nothing out of the box except the app store and make phone calls.