https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sony_Mavica#Digital_still_came...
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sony_Mavica#Digital_still_came...
Same thing with optical. I can get a spindle of 50 blanks, so handing off a couple would not bother me.
The thing about the Mavica was that the floppy just popped in and out on the side, just like a floppy drive. Nothing difficult about swapping in a new floppy.
Now - if your world of cheap SDs in 10 packs came about, hopefully the manufacturers would put the card slot in an easy/intuitively accessible areas (and make it easy to pop one in and out - likely using one of the auto-locking push in to release mechanisms).
At this point, though, it doesn't really matter - your phone backs the pics up to the cloud, it's easy to share them from there (or just click on the pic(s) and "share" via umpteen billion options).
It's a nice thought, and I know you don't mean it seriously - the world's moved on, I guess...
One thing we have lost with moving to USB and SD slots.
8-bit guy talking about it, and a few others.
I still keep around a few old Kodak DC3200 cameras, which have a 1.3 mp resolution for use in my shop. One of those was my second digital camera (well, as long as you don't count the various video digitizers I've owned over the years - starting with a DS-69B on my TRS-80 Color Computer); my first real digital camera was this el-cheapo something-or-another that took grainy 320x240 images.
I keep and use the DC3200s in my shop because I don't care if I handle them while my hands are grimy or whatnot, while they still take a decent picture. Their only downside is that they use CF cards, but I still have a ton of those anyhow.
I'm positively spoiled by my Sony A6000.