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> once your data has been classified by Macie, it assigns each data item a business value

... and a thousand startup founders started the process, looked at the results, put their heads down on their desks, and wept quietly.

I don't get it. Are they crying because they have a ton of unsecured PII or because all their data is worthless?

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