If you live on the West Coast and want your children to be able to read Hacker News, then you better send them to a private school.
Considering the Catholic Church runs most of these schools, the local diocese need to crack down and not endanger their student body with these nasty ass, bug chasing parents & their unvaccinated children!
https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2014/09/wealthy-l...
The obvious XKCD notwithstanding, I hope the humor and stereotype reference there is not lost on readers.
You know University of Phoenix is a private school right? It's just run for profit. (edit: also Trump University is a private school)
The difference between private school and public is if it's state run.
So you're basically saying Cal, UCLA, UCSF, and other good public school aren't able to read Hacker News...