> Blows any hybrid out of the water for total COO.
Not so sure about this. I have a 2014 3i GT and my wife has a 2014 Prius. Hers was cheaper to buy, gets way better mileage (29 v. 44) and needs less frequent oil changes (which are free), and is worth about $1200 more now.
It's a little faster, nicer inside, and much more fun to drive. But cheaper, nah.