I know you were asking rhetorically, but there are still reasons to own a vehicle, even in a world with L5 autonomy.
A pretty big thing you can do is keep stuff in there. This is perhaps a nice-to-have for many people, but for certain use-cases it's mandatory (ie a general contractor who keeps their tools in their truck.)
There's also the idea of doing clandestine things[1] in your car which you don't want some data vacuum to pick up.
Some people like racing, and/or doing work on their engines as well.
And of course, status symbols remain "in", this year and likely for the foreseeable future.
L5 autonomy does away the "typical" use-cases of personally owned vehicles (ie, move a person and maybe a few light goods a short to medium distance), which is great. Not everyone owns their vehicle purely as a point-to-point human transporter, though.
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[1]: (Like planning surprise parties) | https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bu5b_jYWVcQ&feature=youtu.be