Tires are as loud if not louder than the drivetrain noise of most modern cars

I was excited about it too until i heard a tesla roll up behind me on my bike...

It's less noise for sure, but they're not silent.

Don't be, you must think of the children first! Europe is already talking about having laws forcing EV to make fake noises so that pedestrians can continue jay walking without looking for cars.

So basically, current brown noise will be replaced with trademarked noises with recognizable frequencies.