Anthem protests led poll of reasons viewers tuned out of NFL

SJWs have infected almost every aspect of our lives with Cultural Marxism and Political Correctness. Football was our last bastion of droll entertainment and, uh, hope & freedom to armchair quarterback and throw back some brewskies.

Michael Brown didn't have his hands up. Colin Kaepernick is ruining the game all because he watched too much Fake News (TM).

Why can't we just watch some God damn football? I thought this was 'Murica!