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The aforementioned to be read in the voice of Bender.

"I'm gonna go make my own interview room. With blackjack. And hookers."

You know what, forget the blackjack.

Very amusing, but can we leave the reddit banter at reddit please? I like Futurama as much as the next geek, but this isn't what I come to HN for.

I come to HN to read about people whining about why they come to HN. So my strategy is working.