1. ORMs I'm not sure why you dismiss ORMs. Have you ever used a good ORM? There are a lot of high-quality ORMs out there, that do the heavy lifting, provide type safety, and take care of the boilerplate. There is no reason to write text-based SQL anymore.
2. Relations: Foreign keys are incredibly useful. They're the biggest feature I miss out in relational databases. They help keep your data in a sane state. If a user deletes his account, you can configure your database use a DELETE CASCADE to automatically remove all data associated with the user.
3. Normalization: NoSQL databases encourage you to denormalize your data. I've seen NoSQL databses frequently run into problems with stale data, with date that is duplicated and not kept updated, where you have multiple out-of-sync version of the same piece of information. With NoSQL database, you have to handle all the complications of denormalization. (You, the developer, have to remember to update/delete/etc from the multiple places the same piece of data lives in.) The database doesn't do it for you. (The database is a dumb key-value store, nothing more.) Relational databases encourage keeping the logical design of your databse normalized. To quote Wikipedia: "The preferred method is to keep the logical design normalised, but allow the database management system (DBMS) to store additional redundant information on disk to optimise query response. In this case it is the DBMS software's responsibility to ensure that any redundant copies are kept consistent. This method is often implemented in SQL as indexed views (Microsoft SQL Server) or materialised views (Oracle).".
4. Schemas: The worst thing about NoSQL is the absence of an enforced schema. Schemaless databases are a scourge. There's always a schema -- it's just that it's scattered all over the code. If you are joining a new company, you have to sift through piles of code to figure what the structure of the data is. Schemas are like types, and my dislike for dynamically typed languages carries over to schema-less database. Relational databases make you think carefully about the schema, and specify the schema explicitly.
In the end, you end up needing to do a lot of extra work, likely end up with more unstable and buggy system, just to avoid the small amount of totally-worth-it upfront work that setting up a relational database requires.