I was friends with an American couple in the Dominican Republic. Their names were Tim and Whitney. Dominicans often mix up the sounds of M/N and drop the T's, the Spanish word for and is "y", so it wasn't uncommon to hear Dominicans refer to them as Tin y whiney (Teeny weenie).

Ages ago I had a teacher in 7th grade named "Mr Bonar". I have to think that if that's your name, "junior high teacher" is the worst job you can pick.