I am statistically far more likely than others to face alcohol-related-health-problems. Also, through an accident of fate and genetics, diabetes. And a family history of pancreatic cancer means that I'll be sticking a gold star next to that entry on the list. I occasionally smoke, so throw a pinch o' lung cancer into the mix. I eat too much red meat, not enough vegetables, too many saturated fats, and all of the other things that add up to heart disease. I don't exercise enough, but the exercise I do is too high impact. I have been known to partake of illicit drugs on the odd occasion, so who knows what kind of back-yard horribly contaminated meth lab chemicals I'm putting into my body, and what they'll do. I ride a motorbike, so all of my organs, low value as they may be due to the combination of all of the aforementioned, might calamitously end up splattered over asphalt any day now.

Life is a calculated series of trade-offs. I've picked mine, and I'm really enjoying where they're taking me.