A Grand Unified Theory of Avocado Toast
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>A politics of avocadoism is intrinsic to this history. If you worry about the eclipse of American agriculture—or the market effects of cheap, distance-shipped produce—you’d be right to regard this international trade with disgust.
>If, on the other hand, you celebrate competitive international trade and cosmopolitan access, the avocado is a fruit of heroism.
The point that the author is making is that the "anti-avacado" sentiment is a result of anti-urban and anti-globalization/anti-globalist sentiment. It's something that cities have more access to, is relatively new, and is imported from mexico. Its a partisan division.
Why is the author surprised that 90% of IMPORTED avocados come from the only avocado-producing nation with which we share a land border? Why even state that figure? I'm surprised it's not higher; there must be mighty tasty avocados down in Central America.
In fact, only 70% of all avocados eaten in the US are imports. [1] So, only 63% come from Mexico.
Edit: to clarify, yes, it's spread to the US, it's had its rounds in the US media people know about it (this article is proof). But so many parts of the 'avocado toast vs home ownership' are unique to Australia.
[0]: https://trends.google.com/trends/explore?q=Avocado%20toast
At the very least,the fact that I've only heard about it in the context of SF means that it's clearly more widespread than Australia.
Stage 2 (May 2017): With the avocado/housing nexus now established as a local meme, general waste of space Tim Gurner uses it to attack people who think he own so many houses [2]. Americans sit up and take notice.
Stage 3 (July 2017): Long-form articles commissioned during Stage 2 begin to arrive, having made their circuitous way through the publishing industry too slow to have any relevance whatsoever.
[1] http://www.theaustralian.com.au/life/weekend-australian-maga... [2] http://www.9news.com.au/national/2017/05/15/08/39/melbourne-...
Millennials indeed pay premium prices for staples (nespresso coffee costs around 6 times as much as normal homebrewed coffee) whilst being unable to buy a house. Which begs the question:
Is this an hen/egg-problem?
You could say that spendthrifts are only getting what they deserve. But...
What if the only reason millennials are pouring so much of their income into consumables (incl. rent) is the unrealistic outlook of ever paying off a mortgage (let alone student debt)?
Maybe this bleak outlook for owning property is caused by macro-economic effects (era of zero interest), or just that most millennials despise suburbia and flocking to more Manhattanese-areas (thus inflating already high real estate prices). Or maybe it's just that the product 'mortgage' has lost its appeal in general (who want's to lock himself up for 30+ yrs, practicing the opposite of diversification).
In any of those cases it would mean, you would free up a large share of your income for consumption.
https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2017/may/15/austral...
Walmart's online stock search returns no avocados for the local store, so I doubt the smaller grocery stores have them: https://www.walmart.com/store/520/search?query=avocado
...yes. It is a vegetable.
Even within the US the availability varies widely.
My girlfriend will violently disagree with me, but I think avocados are a bit ick really, and yet affording an actual _house_ anywhere near where work is is basically an impossible dream for nearly everyone I know... and my being able to afford one has nothing to do with my breakfast habits (or frankly, the fact I skip breakfast everyday)
Don't smash the avocado. Cut it up in slices and put it in a toasted baguette. Add sliced cherry tomatoes (yellow ones are best), salt, olive oil, and onions. Maybe some cheese of your choice (provolone or feta) too if you would like, though not necessary. Delicious.
I plan on buying a boat anyway, so much superior to a house.
http://www.abc.net.au/news/2017-06-03/house-price-to-income-...
Look, I'm a senior software engineer earning an excellent salary, and at the end of the day I can afford property if I wanted to, but the sheer amount of debt required for it in 2017, coupled with the ratio above, and the honest-to-god feeling that the young are being plundered in service of the older (I'm not saying that's actually the case, but that is certain how it can feel. See the last two budgets for why), and then being told to "buck up and save more"... you can understand why it feels kind of bullshit, right?
Yes, housing affordability is terrible in this country at the moment. But if you could choose between being a young boomer (with no foreknowledge) and being a young millenial, you'd be insane to choose the former. Especially if you're a woman or a minority. My mother was born in mid-1946 (a literal post-war boomer) and was a teacher in the 1970s, and was legally paid 2/3rds of what male teachers earned, simple because of her extra X chromosome. This is the kind of thing that never gets mentioned when millenials are bitching about how much worse they have it now; they never mention all the advances that have happened in the interim. However boomers have been through that. They know what it was like before. And that's why they grumble about millenials. Is it fair? Probably not, but neither is the millenial picture of boomers.
(disclosure: Xer myself)
Since it's so obvious, please find me that job!
Are you aware that 'being poor' existed before the modern era? And that it's normal for young adults to have a below average wage? And that while the percentage of people renting has increased a little recently, it's not that much higher than 70 years ago?
Still, I find avocado disgusting so I have no desire to eat it. I also own a unit though so I'm not helping whatsoever with the stereotype.
Sure, in the same way that people are lining up to pay $7 for a beer.
Median house price in Sydney is 1.1M. Generally you need to put down a 10% deposit in AU. Just how fancy is this $2.5M 1-bedroom apartment you're looking to buy, that it's worth twice a median house?
Houses here are ridiculously expensive, yes, but let's keep it real.
My advice is - if you've never seen one in person count your blessings. I could easily spend $200/month on avocados alone.
Wife hates 'em. Son hates 'em. I picked up a taste for them in college. Tried avocado toast once though; blech.
The reason I like them so much, is they remind me when I used to climb walnut trees to get green walnuts. The avocado somehow tastes like that white unripened walnut meat.
My go to snack is avocado, sea salt, and curry powder. Another good one is with cilantro, maybe some chopped onions
And, that stupid picture. For $8, I get TWO slices, each a LARGE piece of (organic whole-wheat) bread, with additional veggies and a nut spread, from some upscale vegan place in downtown Boston no less. If you're getting a tiny slice of Wonderbread with half an avocado on it like the article's picture suggests, of course you're getting ripped off.
But the article is entirely about "avocado toast", a meal that, while popular, is not eaten more than once per week even by any millenial I know. Saving $8/meal×1 meal/week×52 weeks/year = $416/year is so laughably far from helping save for the down payment of a home, especially in a market where avocado toast is popular, like Boston, where it would take 100 years.
The article is vapid. It could be summed up as "get off my lawn" but because the author of this content-free piece is somehow employed by the New Yorker, he found it necessary to wrap it in a dozen paragraphs of purple prose.
Of course, if you share a tiny apartment that's probably not such a pleasant way to catch up with your friends, but what does he care, he's already got a house.
do you know how much a slice of bread costs?
Halved avacdo; remove the seed; fill the hole with things of your choosing.. I like nutritional yeast, chia seeds, olive oil, sea salt, habenero sauce.
I've also done blueberries, other seeds, sprouts. All delicious.
Even at $8, that's on par with a pint of beer at a bar in SF.
What a life of frivolous luxury.
https://www.thecut.com/2014/06/biggest-food-clich-on-instagr...
One of the tweets linked here is this https://twitter.com/nickconfessore/status/864192842817839104
He's making it seem like saving $50 a week to end up with $33K is some kind of impractical absurdity. $33K is a long way towards a down payment on a house in most of the country. AND THAT'S JUST HIS AVOCADO TOAST BUDGET! Cut out the $8 beers and $4 lattes from Starbucks, get married and combine your wealth with your new wife and guess what, you can afford a house. In the SF Bay Area? No, probably not. But believe it or not, there is a world outside the 64 square miles of SF.
On a serious note, if you're talking about houses, then house prices should increase as well in that time, assuming inflationary forces keep up.
4-6% inflation adjusted return is not unreasonable or amazing.
https://www.quora.com/What-is-the-historical-return-of-real-...
"So far this decade, the U.S. stock market is ahead once again. And for the past 40 years, it would have earned you almost 4 times as much as U.S. residential real estate."
The point is, you can save a lot of money by making smart choices instead of blaming baby boomers.
I'm not complaining out of personal bitterness. I live somewhere somewhat less expensive than SF and have been relatively lucky on most of those points and have lived frugally and so am fairly well on track to be able to buy something by my early thirties. However, this is not a sustainable way to run a society. When even people who are among the luckiest and most privileged 20% of people have to scrimp and save to get something basic like a 1000 sq ft condo and the other 80% has no hope at all of ever getting that, something is seriously wrong.
And yeah if you can't earn enough then you should move. It's not a big deal. Sorry that money is a thing and that real estate has varying prices in different geographics areas causing you to have to make this decision. So sorry.
The failure to ensure that basic needs like housing are available at prices that are affordable to average people is a clear and unforgivable failure by policy makers.
> We are living in the richest and most technologically advanced civilization ever to have existed.
That's always true at any given moment in time. 100 years ago, someone was living in the most technologically advanced civilization but they still had to budget. We're not in star trek the next generation yet.
And given that this is a democracy, yes, we are entitled to have a government that operates for our benefit. That is not too much to ask.
They seem to be spending less (percentage wise) than the previous generation[1]. I can understand why some people would be upset if they were told, "Even though you're spending less than I did on luxuries, you're still spending too much." Particularly when they are told that getting a sandwich for lunch is a luxury they can't afford.
[1] https://www.morganstanley.com/ideas/millennial-boomer-spendi...
Think about how harsh that is, even if we live a life of austerity, income inequality is still so vast that we still won't be able to live a better life later. And the cherry on top is that despite living a life of relative austerity, a ridiculously rich person accuses us of frivolous spending.
This may be true, but it is not why they can't afford housing. It is a red herring, that you seem to have fallen for. It ignores the fact of how expensive housing in some areas has become.
I am probably a millennial by some definitions, but I can't stand the complainer variety that just beg for something to bitch about.
Yeah, it's not as easy as it was before for the most part. But you can still work hard and make it, assuming you're not completely under-privileged.
But even beyond that, humanity progresses. So many new technologies and increased efficiencies have come about in recent years. Why then, do we see the opposite effect on lay people? So many people today cannot find work or aren't being paid enough to live on even to the standards of 20 years ago. This isn't whining, this is recognising inequity.
Likewise, assuming that people spend $20 a day on avocado toast is a bit extreme. A sandwich with avocado in it shouldn't set you back more than $6-8 in most places. And it's not like you have the choice to not eat at all, so compared to a $2-3 dollar super-cheap lunch (either cheaply made and brought from home or a couple dollar menu items at McDonald's) you're only paying an additional $3-6 dollars.
Let's be fairly generous with these numbers and say $10 a day, with a return of 5%. That's a return of $47,203 after 10 years. But after factoring in inflation, it's $39,104 (actually less when you factor in taxes). Use more realistic numbers ($6 a day, 4.89% return) and you get $23,323 (not figuring in taxes).
And maybe a dusting of red pepper flakes and a little lemon juice.
Also worth understanding is that Australian cafe culture is a bit different to the US and if you don't have or understand that, then I could understand how you struggle.
[1] Originally from October 2016 http://www.theaustralian.com.au/life/weekend-australian-maga...
Seriously, no toast. You don't really need carbs to eat avocado with, though it's true that corn chips go well with guacamole.
Remember that journalists make an average salary of $37,720(according to a quick Google search). You're not going to get a lot of advice or insight into handling your money from someone who can barely afford his rent. I don't think his goal was to give advice(I'm not really sure what the article's point was, to be honest), but I suggest avoiding taking advice from journalists nonetheless.
To a first approximation, cutting a habit of $8/day for 200 days/year would immediately raise your net worth by ~$20,000 in my eyes. You can't pay your down payment in net worth, but nonetheless you could easily buy a $180,000 property with just that change alone after 4 years.
Kids, don't buy $8 avacado and toast if you want to use that money later. There, I said something just as useful without writing off a substantial portion of the population as being bad with money.
Sure. Now consider this, avo toast for $8 is more of a brunch thing than an everyday thing. 2 servings per week tops. $832 savings per year, takes 216 years to save up for a $180,000 home.
Also 1-bedroom apartments in the places where avotoast is $8 cost more around $800k.
What? What does that even mean? $8 a day for 200 days/year would be $1,600 a year. That's basically nothing. $6,400 is not a down payment on $180,000.
[1] http://www.theaustralian.com.au/life/weekend-australian-maga...
hahaha.
Average property price in Sydney or Melbourne is closer to 10 times that.