[Hacker Two:] Hi, I’m Allan Makkonen.
(together) And we put things on the blockchain!
[One:] Today we’re going to a social media website on the internet. This website is called thefacebook.com. It doesn’t have blockchain technology at all, but you know what we're going to do? We’re going to put things on the blockchain.
[Two:] Scale it up, make it interoperable!
[Mark Zuckerberg:] Thank... you?
(together) Put it on the blockchain!
[One:] I’m putting this messaging platform on the blockchain. It’s a blockchain. It’s an immutable distributed ledger that uses mathematical proof-of-stake tokens to democratize the transfer of knowledge.
[Two:] What a sad little micropayment platform. I know, I’ll put it on the blockchain! Did you use this payment system before? I didn’t. Now it’s on the blockchain. Its token-generated smart contracts offer nearly limitless self-sovereignty over how users interop with their data.
[One:] I’m going to put the graph network on the blockchain.
[Two:] The cryptographic hash function is so pretty!
[One:] You like that Mark?
[Zuckerberg:] Fantastic.
(all together) Put it on the blockchain!