They are only "irrelevant" if one only makes decisions based on single one-track brain criterion: "healthy or not".
Which you tried to impose upon this conversation, but as it has been repeatedly pointed out, it's not the be all end all.
>The reality is this: alcohol is worse than water and alcohol is bad for you.
The reality is I could not care less.
>yeesh. the fact that you're posting silly poems instead of constructing a solid argument is proof enough.
An argument for what? That alcohol is healthier than water? That was never the point.
In fact, if we take it strictly, TFA is about alcohol. Why even bring up water in this thread?