I like it. Because that's also not a paradox, it's just a lie.
It can be deceptively difficult to get the wording correct on a paradox.
In the sense that a paradox is self-contradicting, what I wrote is definitely a paradox. Trust me. I always tell the truth, so to speak.
"It's noon in Texas, and it's midnight in Texas." is also self-contradicting. That's not enough for a paradox.
Yeah.. Everybody always lies.. The only way to get or transfer the truth is to hook up(or read) brains (ideally neuron by neuron, and change the receiver's brains to reflect the same. :-P
Maybe: "This statement is a lie"?
Exactly. As long as "maybe" isn't part of the statement!