But think of how many more iPads your startup could have if only you didn't have to pay taxes. Sure, you'd have no roads to drive on and someone would just steal the iPads from you at gunpoint... but at least the government would be out of your business, leaving you with plenty of time to do God's work: creating a startup to share cat pictures with your coworkers.
(Sorry, this is how I view the HN collective when taxes come up. Cue reply from tptacek in 3.. 2.. 1..)