Ask HN: Who do you think would be the Gordon Ramsay of startup world?

Whenever I see an episode of Kitchen Nightmares by Gordon Ramsay, I can't keep myself thinking of a version of it for technical startups. Imagine someone walking around yelling "you idiot store passwords unencrypted!", "I clicked this button and didn't do anything!", "How long ago someone checked the inbox of info email?", "For how long this broken link was here?", "How do you plan to scale this shit up?", "You have 6 more servers running not configured yet!", "Who welcomes customers?!", "Why is there no chat on frontend?!" etc.

Who do you think would be the Gordon Ramsay of startup world?