I'll tell you something I've always wanted. I want a giant lever that's attached to a "The Price Is Right"-style fixture with tons of tiny lightbulbs. When I pull the lever, the light bulbs start turning on from the bottom to the top. What's happening during this time is my unit tests are running, then it's connecting to the server(s) to begin deployment. Once the deployment begins, the top section starts flashing, and when deployment is complete, the top of the fixture starts flashing "YOU WIN!!" or something, similar to a carnival game.
Basically, I want deploying to be super boring under the hood, but SUPER AWESOME in the office.
Another idea I had was one of those TNT detonator devices, with the handle that you press downward, and it lights up a bunch of lights and then has a little LED animated explosion on the wall. Or the giant hammer thing where you slam a hammer into a thingy on the ground, and the weight goes flying up, and it has to hit the top in order for the deployment to begin.
Ya know what, let's just take all carnie games and turn them into deployment mechanisms. HOW AWESOME WOULD THAT BE??
Awesome.
...Someday...