>> I can’t get too excited about the 2016 13″ MacBook Pro with 2 Thunderbolt ports. It has a Retina Display, but its 2560 x 1600 pixel display shows no more than my current MacBook’s 1280 x 800 display.

Huh? Out of the box resolution is 1440x900 and maxes out at 1680x1050 (without using a 3rd party application like SwitchResX). Apple used to set the default to 1280x800 but this is no longer the case.