The Neutrality Delusion

Truly a mysterious question: what could "I PAY YOU TO SHIP ME BITS SO SHIP THEM ALREADY" possibly mean?

If the people who ran ISPs ran a food delivery service, they'd be running a massive lobbying campaign to explain how not being allowed to shake down restaurants for extra cash ("lots of things could delay this delivery. You wouldn't want that, right?") is "burdensome regulation".