* "Nuh-uh! We love Kubernetes and run EVERYTHING in it, so there. And we DID NOT do that just so we could be cool by copying Google or just so I could pad my resume, I triple-double-swear".
* "But, StatefulSets! It doesn't matter that it's taken over two years of engineering effort to get to a place where fundamental functionality that you've gotten automatically for the last 3 decades exists, like individually-addressable servers or stable disk space. It doesn't matter that they're still beta. Run your database in it TODAY, or you are in serious danger of exhausting your GCool Points!"
* "Please take back your mean comments about modern-day software development culture. Node.js was my first language and I for one find left-pad a miraculous innovation, which never would've been possible without a culture of everyone scrambling to copy some crappy module up to npm and their github profile so that they can brag about how many stars they have. I am thoroughly enjoying this same ethos being carried over into sysadmin/devops."