What.
What.
Mentioning coffee alongside these other two is patently ridiculous.
https://www.niaaa.nih.gov/alcohol-health/overview-alcohol-co...
https://www.cdc.gov/tobacco/data_statistics/fact_sheets/fast...
"But muh beers..."
people need to pay attention to their caffeine intake and how they do it, just as they do with alcohol or cigarettes
Note "as they do" as opposed to "as I recommend to do" or anything of this kind.
edit:
And have a downvote for your know-it-better tell-everyone-what-to-do-with-their-lives attitude. It's not that much effective and creates lots of ill will. Because I think I know what was your problem with this quote and what you would prefer it to be instead.
I'm assuming the doctor in that quote misspoke, though.