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Not contrived at all. That is really how Comic Sans thinks.

Yeah, Comic Sans cut me once after he has ransacked my house looking for booze.

Never let a font like that sleep on your couch "For a week while I get my shit together."

Something about this piece reminded me of John Gruber's classic "The iTunes 5 Announcement From the Perspective of an Anthropomorphized Brushed Metal User Interface Theme" (http://daringfireball.net/2005/09/anthropomorphized)

I couldn't stop laughing. The double necked Stratocaster really did it for me.

I'm just curious, what country are you from?

United States. I live in southern California. Why do you ask?

I just read it completely differently, so much so that I wondered if the interpretation had a particular cultural bias. But we're both American so ya got me :)

As coderdude says, why do you ask?