Silicon Valley: A Reality Check
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That said, the Juicero was ultimately panned because it was a bag squeezing machine (and not a very good one), but it is also the sort of cynical ploy that requires a wifi-connection to "check the expiration date" when we all know it was to enforce their DRMed juice packets. The investors weren't upset that it was a ridiculous product, they were upset that it was suddenly not a Keurig-style landfill-stuffing nightmare that they could charge ridiculous sums to people for DRMed juice.
To paint SV with the Juicero brush is unfair, but let's not pretend there aren't tons of people (and VCs) in SV that would kill to get funding (or fund) just that sort of product.
The term, "Silicon Valley," doesn't even make sense anymore as there are no longer any silicon fabs left in Silicon Valley. When you have all sorts of cities and places around the US saying, "We'll we're the silicon valley of X," or "We're Silicon Prairie." What they are literally saying is, "we're going to start up a bunch of silicon fabs in this region," but what they are actually saying is, "we aspire to be super innovative and follow this particular brand of ethos and culture."
Technological capability tends to be spread out over the world, and teams tend to work remotely. The author of this article is not even based in Silicon Valley, he claims to be based in the midwest. I am not based in Silicon Valley but I work with people from there all the time. I also work with people in Denver, Idaho, Montana, Minnesota, Chicago, etc., who are interested in this innovative industry. Wrapping ones identity up in a particular city-based geographic region to an excessive degree is almost as bad as being an outright nationalist. This city-nationalist way thinking prevents the free flow of ideas.
When people attack Silicon Valley in the news or blogs, they are creating a thesis against the idea of software and internet-based business models as a whole, rather than a geographic region.
The issue with SV isn't that it funds all kinds of crazy ideas. That is great, and how innovation happens. Some of those crazy ideas turn out to be crazy for a reason, some turn out to be crazy because they are genius. The issue is that good ideas elsewhere in the country are at a disadvantage if they don't play the game and move to SV.
I don't want to pick on Moon Express, because I'm a big fan of privatized spaceflight, but it says a lot that landing a robot on the moon is being done by SV guys who came to Cape Canaveral, rather than Cape Canaveral guys who went to SV. That has a lot more to do with funding availability than mindset.
Tech capitalism has a different tone in other places. A friend of mine works remotely for a company based in the Midwest, and the corporate/VC culture is worlds apart from Silicon Valley/San Francisco.
While there are many good examples in OP's blogpost, most people are familiar only with the past and present unicorns and how they operate.
So there is the story of Uber that is going on: an immoral company with abusive management, avoiding taxes, exploiting employees and killing local business. It may be the biggest factor in this.
Another factor may be that people are becoming more and more aware and wary of the main modus operandi of the SV internet companies: data hoarding.
My point is that Juicero story happened, because people are looking for reasons to dismiss SV, not because Juicero did something exceptional. Unless the reasons for the sentiment are addressed, it probably won't go away.
Actually its a miracle people did take out theire anger onall the other scapegoats offered and not on th valley.
Source: Worked there.
Nope. Silicon Valley screwing up has real world consequences. All the "wifi juicer" startups are taking up resources - money, people, time, materials - that would be better spent elsewhere. One of the biggest problems the valley has is that it wants to keep it's 'hey, we're just insanely great guys having some inconsequential fun' image while ignoring it's real world impact.
If we want to be cold about it, taking advantage of dumb money is how you re-allocate that capital to smarter people. It's low effort and an efficient want to get your own capital so you can make your own decisions and take your own risks.
The alternative is proving who is smart and will be a good use of time, money, people, and materials and simply giving them the capital in the first place.
(P.S. I'd happily take millions to launch an idea I've been working on. My thing is clearly more useful than a wifi juicer)
He's now in the same bucket as Steven Pinker, David Brooks, Doctor Pangloss, etc.
reassuring wealthy liberal people that, yes,
they actually are living in the best of all
possible worlds
http://slatestarcodex.com/2015/03/15/answer-to-job/Huh?! You must have him confused with someone else. This assessment of his writing is so completely wrong that I don't even know where to start correcting it.
Silicon valley tech is funded by VC money. A substantial portion of that VC money comes from institutional investors (i.e. pension funds). The investors need to see a return at some point. If they don't, the taxpayer will eventually pick up the bill via pension fund bailouts. The chain of causality isn't as clear as with the financial crisis, but all that money has to come from somewhere. If it's squandered, there will be a reckoning eventually.
For comparison, the largest us bank, JP Morgan had a market value of 300b and about double that in debt
I doubt enough people would be hurt in a SV bubble to have enough political pressure for a bailout. Far from too big to fail
http://nvca.org/pressreleases/58-8-billion-in-venture-capita...
> Zed has a strong point. The startup scene has the feeling of academic politics: vicious intrigue, because the stakes are so small. The complete lack of ethics seen in current-day technology executives is also a result of this. It’s the False Poverty Effect. When people feel poor, despite objective privilege and power, they’re more inclined to do unethical things because, goddammit, life owes them a break.
> That startup CEO whose investor buddies allowed him to pay himself $200,000 per year is probably the poorest person in his Harvard Business School class, and feels deeply inferior to the hedge-fund guys and MD-level bankers he drank with in MBA school.
Of course, all is fine when the money keeps rolling in, no questions asked.
Greedy lending needs greedy borrowers.
I don't pensions funds would invest in Start-UPs since they have a low risk threshold.
You seem to be mistaken. Here's a 2014 article titled "Behind the Venture Capital Boom: Public Pensions" from Bloomberg. Specifically, the article claims (sourcing a Dow Jones report) that "In 2014, they contributed 20 percent of the sector’s overall haul, down slightly from a 25 percent contribution in 2013." It's not that a massive fraction of each pension fund is in venture capital, but a sizable chunk of the money in venture capital is from pensions.
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2014-09-23/are-publi...
> that genre of thinkpiece spawned another genre of thinkpiece, which drops the ‘marvelling at how poorly-conceived or scammy products get hundreds of millions in investor funding’ to just settle on ‘sneering at the fact things are sold which I, an enlightened consumer who sees past the horrors of late-stage capitalism, would never buy’.
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> yes, there exist people for whom getting a package regularly is way less stress and way more convenient than running out to the nearest convenience store. Not everyone lives in cities where the nearest toothbrush is ‘down stairs to the bodega’, not everyone has access to a means of transportation, not everyone can leave their house or pick things up at the store. The store’s hours might be hours you are working. You might be a single parent who can’t nip out for a shopping trip without packing up the kids. You might be disabled. Literally all of those things at once might be true, and are true for many people!
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> unless you’re a big established company for who [$2300+ is] nothing and the cost of the lawyers is no big deal, it’s way safer not to admit that your product is for disabled people or to advertise in a way that suggests it is a solution to a specific condition. And so we get generically incompetent infomercial people
I wonder if that's what the EZ-Crunch bowl does. I'm not sure what disability it might help with, but I'm hardly an expert on all the disabilities that exist in the world.
Imagine if doctors had 99 failures for every successful operation. "Well that's just the way it has to be for that success".
Sure, maybe Juicero could make money, but maybe $120 million could have been invested into some slightly more useful things?
Who gets to decide? Obviously the investors and VCs, and it's their money.
VCs simultaenously say that their 1:100 hit rate is part of their big strategies and that everything is luck. You can either be gambling your money or you can be using skill, but you can't do both!
(modulo probabilities a bit higher than lottery ticket odds)
A doctor with that success rate is terrible because value of success is lower than the cost of failure. A VC with low hit rate is good when value of success is 100x the cost of failure.
VCs are going to have to choose how liberal/risky to be in investing. They could maybe choose to invest less and we'd not have Juicero but we'd also not have many other successful companies. When you investing in many companies some are going to be bad.
Extrapolating Juicero to all of SV is like critisizing a hundred billion dollar infrastructure bill because of one fairly useless hundred million dollar project in it.
E.g. the difference between getting a 1.5% chance of a 1:100 payout vs a 0.5% chance of the same.
No. That's precisely why products like this get built.
Interest rates are through the floor, causing assets (stock market, housing, everything) to be pumped up to non-sustainable levels. everyone knows the stock market and housing returns won't be good for the next 10 years. There's waaaayyy too much money floating around. They have to invest it somewhere, and since all the meaningful moonshot innovation is locked up, all that's left is to go for products like this.
https://www.theguardian.com/technology/2017/may/11/tech-inno...
When Silicon Valley screws up,
people who want a pointless Wi-Fi enabled juicer
get a pointless Wi-Fi enabled juicer.
Which by all accounts makes pretty good juice.
No. When SV screws up we get a 1.5 billion person social network that shows indifference towards "fake news"Fox News and MSNBC do have the option of pushing stories which change the conversation, thereby controlling how things are delivered on a story-by-story basis, like an art form whereas Facebook has dials and levers to tweak particular aspects of how sharing is done. I would say news content on Facebook is 90% sharing, 10% curation while news content on MSNBC and Fox are 80% curation and 20% sharing.
"Origin (“Keurig for smoothies”), MoveButter, which compares itself to three different companies I’ve never heard of in its first sentence but seems to be grocery-related in some way; Mere Coffee, a better-tasting coffee machine for small businesses"
All of those businesses just sound like Juicero. A “Keurig for smoothies” is just Jucero with a small pivot.
that's just flat out hilarious
>> ... Neema, an app to help poor people without access to banks gain financial services...
Neema sounds even more useless than Juicero. Poor people have no money so they don't need financial services.
>> ... Kangpe, online health services for people in Africa without access to doctors.
So they don't have access to doctors but they have an iPhone with internet. Totally realistic.
>> Dost Education, helping to teach literacy skills in India via a $1/month course
Does the $1 per month include the cost of the computer/iphone, electricity and internet? It's probably cheaper to just pay a private tutor for one hour a day. Teachers aren't that expensive in India.
>> ... CBAS, which describes itself as “human bionics plug-and-play"
Nice buzzwords but what is the actual point of this? Does it actually improve lives? Is this what people really want or is it what silicon valley wants them to want?
Meanwhile in some places there's only 1 doctor per 100,000 people: http://mgafrica.com/article/2015-02-05-hullo-where-have-all-...
So yeah, I do think there are probably a lot of people in Africa with a smartphone but not a doctor.
In support of your point.
We already have it in the form of check cashing and payday loan businesses.
>So they don't have access to doctors but they have an iPhone with internet. Totally realistic
Don't underestimate penetration of mobile internet in certaim parts of Africa.
Useful piece though even if just for it highlighting these valuable startups.
- Matt Bruenig, with a better take. That, if you look a little closer, also applies to Uber/etc's "sharing servant economy", and even Tesla's "trickle-down environmentalism".
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