Have some distance and sense of humour man ; )
It seemed pretty clear it was making jokes to me.
From just above the joke about JavaScript and Java:
> Whether they use it in their job or just to make coffee (coffee-maker).
> But it’s not normal rapper like Eminem, it’s more like:
or further above:
> Some describe its usage — like anti-ecological tree-kill, some not
> [Image of ducks/birds idk] JavaScript developers pictured trying to find their way around in node_modules directory :(
I never got a serious feel at all.