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...for anyone who doesn't fancy looking through nearly twenty thousand (!) lines of markup and JavaScript.

Shorteners are poor form on HN. Yours looks like this https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0015TG12Q/ref=sa_menu_kdx... so it doesn't take up much space on the page even if it's really long.

I see what you did there.